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Sickening Baby Escort Cages

by colbert low on September 20th, 2005

Sick !. The Baby Escort Cage is the weirdest contraption I’ve encountered since TheGadgetBlog (TGB) opened on 2 June 2005. Putting babies in cat cages is degrading and they even offer an electronic shocking system option for USD 100. Mind you, they even have multi baby cages and a teenager version too.

I think I’m going to contact the Royal Society for the Prevention of Baby Cruelty to right this wrong. Just to let you know too. George Bush has ordered the next version of Saddam and Osama Escort Cages from them with Scud missiles attached to shoot him if he escapes.

Baby Escort Cages Specs :

On the go? Traveling on a plane? This travelling carrier is for you. Made of plastic to safely carry your beloved cargo. Suitable for infants 0 to 2 years old. Price: $89.99

Uneasysilence.com thinks:

I’m pretty sure these cages are supposed to be sick jokes of some sort. If any parent confines their children within animal-like cages, a royal ass beating is definitely in order.

Source | Buy Sick Baby Cages here

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